Smart 12th Grade Girl: "Miss M, what are we going to do after we finish our Lord of the Flies essay?"
Miss M: "We're going to start talking about your research paper."
Smart 12th Grade Girl: "What will the topic be?"
Miss M: "Banned books; we're going to actually-"
Ridiculous Kid: "BAND BOOKS! Yes! Finally something good! I'm doing the Beatles!"
Other Ridiculous Kid: "I'M DOING JIMI HENDRIX!"
First Ridiculous Kid: "THAT'S NOT A BAND!"