December 15th, 2015

First day of school

No more marbles at school...

Teacher: "Today we're going to play a game. I'm going to describe things and you guys are going to guess what kind of toy it is. Let's begin! This is a toy that is small, round and hard. It comes in different colors. You play a game where you hit them together and they make a noise. What is the toy?"
Student: "Marbles!"
Teacher: "Yes! Does anyone have marbles at home?" (Pulls out some marbles to play with)
Student: "No, I'm not allowed. I eat them."
Teacher puts away marbles...