October 3rd, 2012

First day of school

History rewritten...

One of my students had to match historical figures with facts about them today. He totally changed history. According to him:

Pocahontas sewed the American flag.
Abraham Lincoln was a famous Native American Tribe leader.
Betsy Ross was a famous Native American princess.
Powhatan was the President during the Civil War.

When he was done, he looked at us and said, "Funny!"