September 4th, 2012

First day of school

The students are back!

Teacher: "So, what did you do this summer?"
Student: "My brother and I dug a hole to make a tunnel."
Teacher: "Oh, where was your tunnel going?"
Student: "To China."
Teacher: "Did you make it?"
Student: "No, but we made it to Nebraska."
Teacher: "Good to know."

Apparently, there is a tunnel from Mathews to Nebraska. Just an FYI.