August 28th, 2012

First day of school

A joke...

Teacher: "If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?"
Student: "I don't share, so I'll still have 10 chocolate cakes."
Teacher: "Okay, well if someone forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would you have left then?"
Student: "10 and a dead body."