January 18th, 2012

First day of school

Ohhh students....

Student: "When I grow up, I want to work at McDonalds."
Teacher: "That's a great idea! What job would you like to have there?"
Student: "I want to be a cook!"
Teacher: "Great idea! Is that because you like to cook?"
Student: "No, it's because I want to know what's in the secret sauce."
Teacher: "Ohhh.. when you find out, would you tell me?"
Student: "I can't do that! Then it wouldn't be a secret!"