May 23rd, 2011

First day of school

Ohhh students...

Student: “Teacher, did you hear that some guy said that world was going to end this weekend?”
Teacher: “Yeah, I heard about that.”
Student: “Teacher, why did that guy say that?”
Teacher: “Well, when he read the Bible, he thought it said that the world would end on Saturday.”
Student: “Clearly he doesn’t read well.”