January 4th, 2011

First day of school

Top 10 Geeky Ways to Say "I Love You"

We geeks often have trouble with relationships, partly because many of us are a bit socially awkward and partly because, poetic as much of our favorite literature may be, it’s often ill-suited to romance. How, then, to best express that deepest of human emotions: love?

Here, then, are ten ways a geek could express his or her love for another person. Keep in mind, though, that if the object of your affection is not also a geek, you may have to explain yourself afterward.

10. “You give me so much energy I could give up caffeine.”

9. “In the software of my life, my love for you is a feature, not a bug.”

8. “My love for you is a stat, and I rolled an 18 … on three dice.”

7. “If feelings were LEGO sets, my love for you would be the Death Star.”

6. “The myth that we don’t belong together? Busted!

5. “If I were a Vulcan, I’d go Pon Farr for you every seven minutes.”

4. “If I had to choose between you and an iPad, I’d pick you.”

3. “If I were Frodo and you were the One Ring, Middle-earth would be toast.

2. “You’re the Konami code for the video game of my life.”

1. “You’re my 42.”