October 15th, 2010

First day of school

Students crack me up...

Me: "Student, sit your tukis down!"
Student: "What's a tukis?"
Me: "Another word for your bottom."
Student: "Ohhh... what language is that?"
Me: "It's Yiddish."
Student: "So people from Yidland speak it?"

Apparently there's a Yidland... but this also comes from the child who when asked to name a US state shouted out, "FRANCE!"