October 6th, 2010

First day of school

Oh children...

Teacher: "Today we're going to study rocks."
Student 1: "I hate rocks."
Teacher: "Today we're also going to look at fossils."
Student 1: "I hate fossils. I hate science."
Me: "Student, did you have your Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich today?"
Student 1: "WHAT?" 
Student 2: "I get it! Miss R! You made a joke!" 

At least someone gets my jokes.