September 21st, 2010

First day of school

Students make me smile....

Student A: "There's a lot of pressure to get a girlfriend now."
Teacher: "Well, you don't need to worry about that now. You're young."
Student A: "Well, I won't have a girlfriend anytime soon. I have a peanut head."
Teacher: "I'm sorry, a peanut head?"
Student A: (Student turns around) "See, my head is shaped like a peanut."
Teacher: "Well, we all have round heads like that."
Student A: "Hold on, I'll show you..." (taps another student on the shoulder) "Student B, do I have a peanut head?"
Student B: "I'm not trying to be mean, but he does have a peanut head."
Student A: "See? I told you!"

 

I went to school with a boy that we called "Melon head" because he did have a head in the shape of a melon. Apparently there are peanut heads now too.