September 16th, 2010

First day of school

Oh children...

(Student is running down the hallway)

Teacher: "Slow down! Where are you running to?"
Student: "I have to go quickly to the office! They're learning in my classroom!"
Teacher: "What?"
Student: "They're learning! I'm missing my learning!"

(The student proceeded quickly down the hallway saying to himself, "I can't miss my learning!")