September 15th, 2010

First day of school

Fun facts of fifth grade...

(A student was crying, so I pulled her out of the room to ask what's wrong)

Student: "Student X called me Brittany Spears!"
Me: "So, why are you crying?"
Student: "Because she's an awful person!"
Me: "But she's famous and has had dozens of hit songs."
Student: "Oh.." (stops crying) "I'm fine now."

Apparently Brittany Spears isn't cool unless you explain it.