May 19th, 2010

First day of school

Knock knock jokes...

Teacher: "Okay student, tell me a joke."
Student: "Monkey."
Teacher: "That's not a joke. You have to start with something like 'Knock, knock.'"
Student: "Monkey."
Teacher: "Here's an example, 'Knock knock."
Student: "Who's there?"
Teacher: "Boo!"
Student: "Boo Who?"
Teacher: "Don't cry it was only a joke! Do you understand? Now you try!"
Student: "Knock, knock."
Teacher: "Who's there?"
Student: "Monkey!"

Ohhhhhhh..... apparently, humor is hard to teach.