May 10th, 2010

First day of school

Teachers know all...

Student: "Teacher, do you think the world will end in 2012?"
Teacher: "Why do you ask?"
Student: "I saw that movie and it looks like it's real."
Teacher: "Well, that was just a movie."
Student: "But, do you think the world will end in 2012?"
Teacher: "No, I don't."
Student: "But, how do you know?"
Teacher: "Because I'm a teacher and we know everything."
Student: "Okay, that's a good reason. I'll believe you."