May 8th, 2010

First day of school

Peanut butter?

Student: "Did you know that Peanut butter has been killing people? I haven't seen a jar of Jiffy in months!"
Teacher: "I haven't heard about Jiffy. But I do remember the issues with Peter Pan."
Student: "PETER PAN IS INVOLVED?! I thought he was in Neverland?!"

Oy.