April 1st, 2010

First day of school

Oh students....

So, one of my students came in with a Charlie Horse in his leg. He told me his leg was broken and he clearly needed a wheelchair.

I told him he was fine and it would go away.

Student: "But, what happens if I get into a fight and someone kicks me in the leg?!"
Teacher: "Why are you getting in a fight?"
Student: "It could happen, but I'm planning on it."
Teacher: "And I could be named President of the United States, but I'm not planning on it."
First day of school

April Fools Day?!

Apparently, April Fools Day is a HUGE holiday in elementary school. I had a girl stop me and inform me that there was something on my shirt (which is highly likely) and when I looked down she shouted, "APRIL FOOLS!"

The kids are trying to trick each other and make each other mad.

I don't enjoy this day at all.