March 9th, 2010

First day of school

Oh students....

Teacher: "What state has the city of Boston in it?"
Student: "Texas!"
Teacher: "No student, Boston - like we learned about in History class..."
Student: "California!"
Teacher: "Did we learn about California?"
Student: "No, but it's sunny there."
Teacher: "So?!"

You can see how my day went...
First day of school

Another funny things...

(Background: I have a student who can't keep his fingers out of his nose)

While walking to the bus:
Teacher: "Okay, students please keep your fingers out of your nose on the bus."
Student: "Teacher! You embarrass me when you say that!"
Teacher: "Well, you embarrass me when you keep your finger up your nose!"