February 18th, 2010

First day of school

Oh my students...

(While testing my student, I point to the picture of a house)
Me: "What's this called?"
Student: "That's a house. Do you live in a house Miss R?"
Me: "Yes student, I do."
(I point to a picture of a cat)
Me: "What's this called?"
Student: "It's a cat! Do you have a cat Miss R?"
Me: "Yes student, I do."
(I point to a picture of a man and woman)
Me: "This is a woman, what is this?"
Student: "It's a man! Do you have a boyfriend Miss R?"
Me: "Yes student, I do."
Student: "What's his name?"
Me: "Bill"
Student: "So he would be Bill Miss R one day?"
Me: "Not really student..."