December 17th, 2009

First day of school

Ohhh my children....

Today was our holiday concert. As a special treat, one of the students performed and Irish step-dance to one of the holiday songs.

Student: "Miss R, I saw her underwear!"
Me: "Student, you didn't see her underwear. She's wearing shorts."
Student: "How do you know that? Do you wear shorts?"
Me: "Sometimes."
Student: "Are you wearing shorts now?! CAN I SEE?!"

And then the performer put on her hard shoes (the ones that make a tap sound)

Student: "I don't want to be rude, but I don't like this" (I think the noise bothered him)
Me: "Cover your eyes."
(Student covers his eyes) Student: "It's gone now!"