September 29th, 2009

First day of school

What a day...

Today I got kicked in the shins. And, I apparently yell loud enough that you can hear me down the hall... impressive if you ask me. I can stop children with a single shout... nice. :)

Otherwise, not a bad day.
First day of school

Best line of the day...

Student: "I broke up with my boyfriend."
Me: "You had a boyfriend? You're in 5th grade!"
Student: "Didn't you have a boyfriend in 5th grade?"
Me: "I didn't have a boyfriend until college."
Student: "Are you a nun?"

Oh children.