September 9th, 2009

First day of school

I think I need to write a book...

Two of my favorite lines today:

Me: "What do you guys think brainstorming means?"
Steven: "I think it means when you're brain is raining... you know, like when you're crying - your brain is storming!"

Me: "How was recess?"
Chris: "I wasn't at recess. I was fighting the Sith."
Me: "Really?
(Chris pulls out a purple crayon)
Me: "What's that?"
Chris: "It's my light saber. I use it to defend the universe."

Clearly, we all need a purple crayon.