This was my away message last night:
So one of my residents just declared his love to me by leaving messages all over my front board including "let's get naked," "you look good," "and "let's make Jewish children."
Steve added a note about how the resident should attend the "Sex Signals" freshman focus program.
Enza added a note about how she loves me and he can't have me.
Eric told me we're supposed to get married and I was "cheating on him."
Don't tell hubby any of this. :)