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16 February 2017 @ 09:45 pm
Have a circus!  
A few nights ago I had a dream that there were elephants at school.

Me (calling the boss): "There are elephants at the elementary school! What should I do?"
Boss: "Handle it."

So, I put on a circus. Clearly, that's what one does when there are elephants at the school.

I tell the boss this story and she cracks up. Now we have a new saying, "When life gives you elephants, put on a circus."